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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 10:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This Alarming COVID Symptom Is Everywhere With The Latest Variant. We Asked Experts What You Need To Know. - buzzfeed.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

No go.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is Pampano safe to eat?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?